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Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Season 1

Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 is an American television sitcom, which originally aired on ABC from April 11, 2012 to January 15, 2013. The series centers on the unlikely friendship between Chloe, an amoral New York City party girl and con ar… more »

June:
Your plant died.

Chloe:
What plant? I hate plants. I don't have no plant.

June:
Sure you do. You got one about a month ago.

[Flashback to Chloe and June at a fair]

Chloe:
[to a hot salesman] I'm all about the environment. I fancy myself a tree hugger.

[Flashback ends]

Chloe:
Oh, right, Ethan. He was my emergency contact for a month. Well, I don't know how it died. I watered it all the time.

June:
[pulling a dead fish from the plant pot] With water from your goldfish's bowl?

Chloe:
What goldfish? I hate goldfish. I don't have no goldfish.

[Flashback to Chloe and June at a fair]

Chloe:
[to another hot salesman] I'm all about the goldfish. Wanna have sex?

[Flashback ends]

Chloe:
Weird fair. A lot of weird booths at that weird fair.

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