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Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Season 2

Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 is an American television sitcom, which originally aired on ABC from April 11, 2012 to January 15, 2013. The series centers on the unlikely friendship between Chloe, an amoral New York City party girl and con ar… more »

Chloe:
Guess what. I finally like an appropriate guy. Mark! I'm totally attracted to Mark.

June:
Wait, Mark? My Mark? But you didn't know his name yesterday.

Chloe:
I know, but I just had a sex dream about him. Sex dreams never lie.

June:
Well, I mean, I- I guess- I guess that could work. I mean, he meets all the criteria. He's cute, he's kind, he has a job.

Chloe:
I know! [...] He's great, right? You did it.

June:
No, we did it.

Chloe:
We did it!

Chloe and June:
Yay!

Chloe:
Well, I'm gonna go take him down to pound town! Ahhhh! [leaves]

June:
No! Baby steps. No!

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