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Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Season 2

Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 is an American television sitcom, which originally aired on ABC from April 11, 2012 to January 15, 2013. The series centers on the unlikely friendship between Chloe, an amoral New York City party girl and con ar… more »

[Chloe comes home with a man and the two start making out next to June and Mark]

June:
Chloe, we're trying to watch something.

Chloe:
And I am trying to do someone! Now stop watching these stupid dating shows and get in the game, June. Go out and meet somebody.

June:
I have very tough criteria!

James:
He can't be from your work or your gym, or live in your building.

Mark:
[lowered voice] We don't work together anymore.

June:
And he can't be someone that Chloe slept with, which is really hard to find.

Chloe:
Hello? How do you think I feel? I only sleep with guys I haven't slept with before. You know my scorched-earth policy.

Drunk guy:
Um, we've actually had sex before.

Chloe:
Oh. Get out.

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