Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Season 2
[Chloe comes home with a man and the two start making out next to June and Mark]
June:
Chloe, we're trying to watch something.
Chloe:
And I am trying to do someone! Now stop watching these stupid dating shows and get in the game, June. Go out and meet somebody.
June:
I have very tough criteria!
James:
He can't be from your work or your gym, or live in your building.
Mark:
[lowered voice] We don't work together anymore.
June:
And he can't be someone that Chloe slept with, which is really hard to find.
Chloe:
Hello? How do you think I feel? I only sleep with guys I haven't slept with before. You know my scorched-earth policy.
Drunk guy:
Um, we've actually had sex before.
Chloe:
Oh. Get out.
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