Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Season 2

June:
You won, Chloe. You kept pushing me and pushing me to be more fun and spontaneous like you, and I cracked. I cracked two fried eggs on the GMA window.

Chloe:
What?

June:
Two fried eggs-when you push your boobs up against the glass. It's a pressed ham when you do your butt. Ham, butt. Eggs, boobs.

Chloe:
You think I've been trying to get you to be like me? I didn't black lightning you or order you a pig, blow up your dinner, and kidnap your clients to get you to do fried eggs!

June:
Then why did you do it?

Chloe:
Since you got that new job, you're never around.

June:
That's what this is? You missed me?

Chloe:
No, I don't miss you. I... miss you reacting to me. I mean, if I can't come home from a crazy night and shock you with my stories, what am I even doing it for? If a crazy, drunk tree barfs in the forest- If Sean Young barfs in the forest, and there's no one there to see it, did it even happen?