Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Season 2

June:
So I told Mark I liked him, and the next thing I know, we're having sex.

Chloe:
So you started talking with your mouth and you ended talking with your genitals. I have to say, June, I'm deeply impressed.

June:
It was awful.

Chloe:
Yes, I know, it can be emotionally confusing and awful and terrible.

June:
No, no, no. I don't mean emotionally awful. I mean the sex itself was literally mechanically awful. I'm talking... about people who... don't even... know... what sex is. Like, bad, sweaty, clunky sex. Like two... babies having... intercourse.

Chloe:
Gross, June! Why'd you have to put that image in my head? I'm about to go to Little League. That's my new crazy story for AA-I'm gonna cause a drunken scene at Little League, kiss a father, and then grab a metal bat out of a kid's hand and just start swinging.