Doug, Season One

Doug:
"Listen, my family is starving...."

(Skeeter arrives)

Skeeter:
"Yo, man, let me take care of this. The new kid wants three moo cows, one no cukes, one no stinkers, one wet one, four tubers, and four from the vine. Want anything else?"

Doug:
"Well, how do you order a salad from the salad bar?"

Skeeter:
"One salad from the salad bar."