Drake & Josh, Season 3

[At the beginning of the episode]

Drake:
Sometimes when you plan to do one thing, something totally different happens.

Josh:
Once I planned to ride my bike to the mall... I hit a bus.

Drake:
Oh Oh and there was this one time I planned a surprise birthday party for Josh...

Josh:
And I'll never forget the surprise party Drake planned for my birthday...

Drake:
When he walked in, we all yelled, "Surprise!"

Josh:
I just wasn't expecting to be surprised by all those people in our room.

Drake:
Josh was so shocked, he threw a punch and nailed our Aunt Barbara right in the jaw.

Josh:
I punched my Aunt Barbara, uh, but it was an accident.

Drake:
When she woke up, she was so mad, she took the present she bought for Josh, and ran over it in our driveway.

Josh:
And then She ran over my new cell phone... with her truck.

Drake:
The whole thing was pretty hysterical.

Josh:
The whole thing was pretty disturbing.

Drake:
The point is.

Josh:
The point is.

Drake:
Whenever you plan something...

Josh:
If you're gonna punch your aunt in the face...

Drake:
Don't be surprised if things take an unexpected twist.

Josh:
She just might run over your new cell phone!

Drake:
Yup.

Josh:
Yeah...