Drake & Josh, Season 4

Josh:
Man, we can't get into the Reptile Room [nightclub]. You have to be over 21.

Drake:
You are, Mr... [pulls out fake ID] Yakitori!

Josh:
[takes fake ID and looks at it] What's this?

Drake:
Fake ID, here check mine out. [pulls out his own fake ID and gives it to Josh]

Josh:
[reads the name on Drake's fake ID] Jefferson Steelflex?

Drake:
[laughs] Yeah, made it up.

Josh:
[sarcastically] Oh REALLY!

Josh:
So you're suggesting that we use fake IDs to get into a nightclub posing as... [reads the names on the IDs again] Jefferson Steelflex and Alvin Yakitori?

Drake:
[laughs] Yeah. And hey, we gotta be there before 10:30 because I'm pretty sure...

Josh:
It's illegal to use fake IDs!

Drake:
Well its illegal to rob banks but people do it!

Josh:
Yes, people who are BANK ROBBERS!