Drawn Together, Season 2

Board of Education:
[Singing] I am the Board of Education

Here to serve the interest of our nation

But keeping kids learning doesn't fetch much of an earning

So to make some decent money something had to be done.

[Speaking] Being the genius that I am, I combined two time-honored American methods of achieving wealth:
selling stupid stuff to suckers and exploiting the black man.

[Singing] Now we make countless millions

Off the worthless crap that black folks buy

From their very first gold tooth

Down to their pimped out rides

Huge medallions, tacky blings,

No one would buy those things

Unless there was a way to keep them gullibly dumb

So we keep them out of college.

It's what needs to be done.

[Speaking] So you see why we can't let blacks pass the SATs? No educated person would spend money on gold rims, purple leather seats, and flip-down LCD screens for $3,000 Geos.