Drawn Together, Season 2

Captain Hero:
Hey, Xandir! I just got this new wind-up duckie! It's feet actually paddle through the water!

Xandir:
Let's try it out in the bathtub! [they run up to the bathroom to find Toot about to put a toaster in the water] Why are you killing yourself this time, Toot?

Toot:
It's my birthday and no-one remembered. I'm fat, old, ugly and everyone hates me!

Captain Hero:
Hmmm...maybe people hate you because you won't get out their bathtubs when they want to play with they're duckies!

[Captain Hero uses his heat vision to make Toot run out. Hero and Xandir are next seen in the bathtub watching the duckie waddle in the water]

Xandir:
Hey Hero, I was thinking: we should throw Toot a surprise birthday

Captain Hero:
If we're all gonna shout out what we're thinking, I'VE been thinking about paying a prostitute to shove bowling pins up my ass!