Due South, Season 1

[Fraser and Ray are standing in Lt. Walsh's office after a gun fight broke out in a bar]

Lt. Walsh:
One solid oak bar, sixteen tables, twelve chairs, one etched mirror, six by nine, one antique pool table, two doors, thirty-two bottles of liquor, and a Pabst Blue Ribbon neon clock. Does this seem like a fairly accurate list of the damages, Detective Vecchio?

Ray Vecchio:
I don't believe the pool table was an antique, sir.

Lt. Walsh:
Oh, well we'll never know now, will we? Because all that's left is this bag of felt.

Ray:
I sought refuge behind the item in question when the suspect pointed a shot gun in my direction and fired repeatedly, sir.

Lt. Walsh:
Suspect. I'm glad we finally got around to that because I would hate to think we were responsible for all this damage without a very good reason. You say you identified him by his nose?

Ray:
Yes, sir.

Lt. Walsh:
You didn't say something about his nose, causing him to fire repeatedly into the bar?

Ray:
Ah, no sir.

Lt. Walsh:
You just felt that his nose was so offensive that you decided to pursue and arrest him?

Ray:
Captain, the suspect is a known felon and you see, I had this hunch that--

Lt. Walsh:
You had a hunch? [laughs] A hunch! And you coupled your hunch with with your positive identification of his nose? And this was the basis of your investigation? An investigation which resulted in injury of seven people, three with gun shot wounds, two with broken limbs, one hospitalized with a concussion, and one who claims to have been bitten by a wolf.

Ray:
The wolf was just trying to help, sir.

Lt. Walsh:
[sarcastically] They usually are!