Due South, Season 1

Dog Catcher:
[to Diefenbaker] I gotcha! Where you going now, fella?

Benton Fraser:
Hi. Diefenbaker, remember what I told you. [to dog catcher] Benton Fraser, RCMP, and this is my dog. Uh, wolf.

Dog Catcher:
I thought that was a wolf. Well he's mine now, 'cause you sure as hell don't have a wolf license.

Ray Vecchio" In fact, he does.

Dog Catcher:
You can't have this. It doesn't exist. It never did!

Ray:
Signed by the mayor himself. Special dispensation. Now unhand that wolf.

Dog Catcher" [while leaving] Look what you did to my van!

Fraser:
You got it! I only asked you once, and you got it.

Ray:
Of course I got it. You asked me for it, right?

Fraser:
From the mayor himself?

Ray:
Well, no. Not exactly. You see, I didn't want to bother him, so what I did was I xeroxed a dog license and I put in "wolf". Wonderful things, photocopiers, huh