Due South, Season 1

[Ray and Fraser are in a dumpster looking for evidence]

Ray Vecchio:
You know, Fraiser, when I was a little boy, I used to dream of what it would be like to be a police officer. You know, shooting the bad guys, saving the girl. Being knee-deep in day-old chicken heads, looking for tainted meat was never a part of that dream.

Benton Fraser:
Check that container there.

Ray:
Why? If they wanted to hide something they just wouldn't have dumped it in here.

Fraser:
Well, perhaps not this time. But garbage has a history, Ray. It always leaves something behind.

Ray:
Yeah, and most if it seems to be on me. You know what really annoys me? Why am I covered in crud and you look like you just got back from a hand laundry?

Fraser:
I don't know, I've always been this way.

Ray:
[phone rings] Cia. It's Raymondo. [Fraser picks something off of Ray's coat] Ma! No, Ma, I did not forget the lettuce, okay?! [to Fraser] See a head of lettuce anywhere? Uh, Ma, yes I got it. Look, look...no, I gotta go, Fraser's picking lint off me again. Alright. Bye. [to Fraiser] Thanks, but I don't think it's gonna help.

Fraser:
It might.

Ray:
What is it?

Fraser:
Parasites.

Ray:
Those were on me?!

Fraser:
Yes.

[Ray yells and jumps out of the dumpster]

Fraser:
Ray?