Due South, Season 1

[Ray is trying to shower, but his family keeps barging into the bathroom because Fraser's in there]

Francesca:
[to Fraser] Oh, sorry. I didn't know you were in here!

Maria:
Didn't know! She's been standing in the doorway, timing it so you'd be undressed.

Francesca:
You're such a liar!

Ray:
I am naked in here! Does that mean anything to anybody?!

Maria:
Shut up!

Francesca:
Oh, who cares?! [to Fraser] Here, you can use my towels.

Benton Fraser:
Well thank you, but I'm afraid I'm not having a shower.

Francesca:
Oh, don't be silly, it's really no trouble! [to Ray] Don't use all the hot water! [turns back to Fraser] I'll wait for mine.

Maria:
Yeah, by the keyhole.

Francesca:
You know, I've really had enough of your mouth!