Due South, Season 1

Ray Vecchio:
Anyone seen a Mountie?

[Zaleb invades Ray's personal bubble, clears his throat once, and then a second time when Ray doesn't move]

Ray:
You got a problem with something?

Zaleb:
You oughta move your foot.

Ray:
Maybe I don't want to move my foot.

Zaleb:
But if you don't move your foot, I can't get to that horse patty.

Ray:
[looks down at foot then back up] Why would you want that horse patty?

Zaleb:
I'm not telling.

Ray:
Tell me why you want that horse patty and maybe I'll move my foot.

Zaleb:
Never.

Ray:
I'm a cop.

Zaleb:
So what?

Ray:
Do you want to serve time over a piece of manure?

Zaleb:
I'd rather go to the chair than talk.

Ray:
You know what I just decided? [Zaleb shakes his head] I've just decided you are so nuts, I'm gonna let you have that patty.