Due South, Season 1

Ray Vecchio:
Yo! Manure man!

Zaleb Carney:
Leave me alone.

Ray:
Look, I just came to apologize. I shoulda never said you were nuts. You obviously do this for a very good reason, and you probably make a pretty good living at it, too.

Zaleb:
[suspiciously] You're not thinking of going into this yourself?

Ray:
You mean scooping? I have no immediate plans.

Zaleb:
An excellent living.

Ray:
Really.

Zaleb:
I collect and sell it for fertilizer.

Ray:
So you must know your-

Zaleb:
Like nobody else.

Ray:
So where do you find it all?

Zaleb:
Stables, pony rides, but they're not my biggest source...

Ray:
Meat packing plants.

Zaleb:
The mother load.

Ray:
Let me ask you a question. Have you noticed any subtle differences in the product at these various plants?

Zaleb:
I'll check my database.

Ray:
Great. Here's my card, give me a call. And to show my appreciation, I'm gonna point out that you missed something really nice behind that bucket, there.

Zaleb:
Why, thank you!