American Dad!, Season 1

Stan Smith:
[picks up the phone] This is Stan Smith.

Principal Lewis:
Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.

Stanley Smith:
Oh, God, he's gay. This is it. This is the gay call. I've been ready for this for years. [takes out a vial and starts chugging down pills]

Principal Lewis:
Uhh, no. It's just that he's gone mad with power. He evacuated the entire school and barricaded himself in my office.

Stan Smith:
I see. [foam starts coming out of his mouth] Henry, antidote.