ER, Season 3

Doug (to Mark):
How did you end up going out with two women on the same night?

Mark:
Scheduling mix-up. Any suggestions?

Doug:
Dinner with one, drinks with the other.

Mark:
Yeah... I think they're both expecting the works.

Doug:
Who do you like more?

Mark:
Well, Heather's a lot of fun.

Doug:
Fun's good.

'Mark:
Polly, she's... she's very spiritual.

Doug:
Spiritual like what? Like, like crystals or something?

Mark:
Heather's got Bulls tickets.

Doug:
Bulls! Say no more.

Mark:
Yeah, you're right. I'll call Polly. I'll make up an excuse and go out with her tomorrow night.

Doug:
You're playing with fire here.

Mark:
I can juggle.

Doug:
You're gonna get burnt. Women can smell deceit.

Mark:
You ought to know.

Doug:
Those days are long gone, my friend.

Mark:
So, what do you do now?

Doug:
Give advice.