ER, Season 3

Chuny (to Mark):
I thought you had a date.

Mark:
Canceled.

Chuny:
They busted you?

Mark:
They busted me.

Chuny:
Men are so stupid. How many women were you dating when you were with me?

Mark:
Just you.

Chuny:
Really?

Mark:
Yeah, you know, except for that night when my neighbor, the ballerina, broke up with her boyfriend. You know, I had to comfort her.

Chuny:
Yeah, so that was like a public service.

Mark:
Yeah. Other than that, I was totally faithful.

Chuny:
Oh, I feel blessed.