ER, Season 13

[Morris, who has a black eye and bruises on his face, accompanies a patient into the ER]

Pratt:
What the hell happened to you?

Morris:
I was attacked by ninjas?

Pratt:
[looks at the patient] Who's this?

Morris:
An obnoxious soccer dad... blunt head trauma, with LOC, breathing on his own. What's open?

Pratt:
Talk to me, Morris.

Morris:
Nothing to talk about! The guy came at me, I defended myself. I'm patching him up.

Pratt:
Why'd he come at you?

Morris:
Have you ever been to a kid's soccer game? [snatches the chart out of Pratt's hand dramatically and storms off] Parents are crazy!