Eastbound & Down, Season One

[Kenny misses his target, a can on a stick, and hits and breaks a birdbath instead]

Dustin, Jr.:
Why didn't you hit the target?

Kenny:
Because, Dustin, Jr., at the last minute I decided NOT to hit the target. I decided to go for that birdbath your Dad put in there just- I'm trying so hard not to be an asshole to you guys, OK? Just please work with me here... alright, I'm sorry. I'm not mad at you guys. I'm just kinda disappointed with my own arm and how it's trying to butt-f*** me back here.

Dustin, Jr.:
I hated that birdbath.

Kenny:
I broke that birdbath for you 'cause I knew how much you hated it 'cause we're the same. I hate that f***in' thing too... A stork wrapped around a tree branch, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen before. You know how the plague started back in the day, was from a little disgusting birdbath in someone's backyard that rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.