Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, Season 5

Eddy's Brother:
Park don't open 'til noon.

Eddy:
I told you he's a whiz at tellin' time!

Eddy's Brother:
Pipsqueak?

Eddy:
Bro!

Eddy's Brother:
Mom and Dad know you're here?

Eddy:
As if!

Eddy's Brother:
Anyone know you're here?

Eddy:
Only these chumps who chased us here!

Eddy's Brother:
Just a sec. Aren't those ankle biters from the cul-de-sac?

Eddy:
Yeah. And they want to beat me up, all for nothin'.

Kevin:
He's lookin at you, Rolf. Later.

Eddy's Brother:
All for nothin', huh? Still the trouble makin' Eddy, I see.

Eddy:
[awkward laugh] Stop it, bro.

Ed:
I smell my fingers after I eat cheese.

Eddy:
....Um, I told the guys you'd put us up. Ed and Double D.

Edd:
I have big experie- Uh, whale- uh..... [faints]

[Eddy's brother and Eddy laugh]

Eddy's Brother:
Why's your girlfriend wearing a sock on her head?

Eddy:
Girlfriend?

Eddy's Brother:
Yeah, sure. I'll help you out.

Eddy:
Really? Oh bro! What would I do without you? You are so my hero, bro!

Ed:
Happy place, Double D! Happy place!

Jimmy:
Isn't it touching, Sarah? It's like a fairy tale come true.

Kevin:
Eddy and his two stooges got away with their lives, man. We got burned!

[ripping sound]

Eddy:
Bro, don't!

Eddy's Brother:
Just for old times' sake, let's play uncle.

Eddy:
Uncle?

Eddy's Brother:
Wanna crash at my place, don't ya?

Eddy:
That's why we came all the way-