Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, Season 5

Eddy Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

Eddy's Brother:
Say what?

Eddy:
Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

Edd; Oh, my!

Eddy's Brother:
[Laughing cruelly] That was good, pipsqueak.

Eddy:
Can we go inside now?

Eddy's Brother:
Why not? Don't forget to wipe your feet.[repeatedly throws Eddy into the trailer wall]

Nazz:
Dude, eddy's brother is a real jerk.

Lee:
What's he doing to my man?!

Eddy [badly bruised] Come on, bro, give it up!

Eddy's Brother:
Give it up? I thought you wanted to hang with your "hero".

Eddy:
I do, bro! I do!

Edd:
Mister Eddy's Brother! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not, um...belittle him...in front of his....friends?

Eddy's Brother:
Belittle? He's always been little! I like you, girlfriend. [hammers Edd into the ground using Eddy] You got spunk.

Ed and Marie Kanker:
DOUBLE D!

Sarah:
What the heck?

Jimmy:
Somebody do something!

Rolf:
Rolf has had enough of your flat doodle, elder one! Prepare yourself for a merciless thrashing! [Pushes Kevin forward]

Kevin:
...Hey! Bro guy! Lay off him, man!

Nazz:
Yeah, Mister Macho Man!

Ed:
[removes a bolt from Eddy's brother's door, causing it to fly off his hinges, hit Eddy's brother in the face and free Eddy]

Eddy's Brother:
Uuhh... uncle...

Edd:
Eddy! Speak to me! Are you all right?

Eddy:
[sniffs] I made it all up Double D. Everything about my brother was a lie! I just made things up so people would like me, think I was cool. But boy, was I wrong! The scam, my brother, this... When am I gonna learn, Double D?!

Edd:
[gently pulls Eddy's hands from his eyes] I think you just have, Eddy.

Kevin:
Grab him!

Ed:
No! Take me!

Eddy:
Okay! I'm sorry! Honest! I didn't mean to hurt you guys! [is thrown skywards by the cheering kids while Sarah hugs Ed]

Rolf:
Let Rolf rub the pit of victory, Ed-boy!

Nazz:
I'm so glad you're okay, dude! [hugs and kisses Eddy] You're awesome.

Eddy:
I am??

Kevin I gotta admit, pal, that was so choice.

Eddy:
It was?!