Elementary, Season 1

Watson:
Mr. Holmes, did your father tell you about me or not?

Holmes:
He emailed, said to expect some sort of addict sitter.

Watson:
Then he explained his conditions to your sobriety.

Holmes:
Don't you mean his threats to evict me from this, his shoddiest and the least renovated of the five, count them, five properties he owns in New York, then yeah. He made his conditions quite clear. I use, I wind up on the street. I refuse your quote unquote help, I wind up on the street. It was my understanding that most sober companions are recovering addicts themselves, but you don't have a problem with drugs or alcohol.

Watson:
Your father told you.

Holmes:
Of course he didn't.

Watson:
Do you care to explain why you broke out of your rehab facility the same day you were being released?

Holmes:
Bored.

Watson:
You were bored?

Holmes:
No, I am bored right now. It happens often. You'll get used to it.