Entourage, Season 2

[Eric and Ari argue over Vince's choice of playing the lead role in Medellin and find out the top prospect for the lead.]

Eric:
Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.

Ari:
Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.

Eric:
All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes?

Ari:
Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list.

Eric:
Where is Vince on that list?

Ari:
He ain't on the list.

Eric:
Well, how do we get him on the list?

Ari:
You do Aquaman, you stupid f***!