Entourage, Season 2

Ari Gold:
[answering "emergency" phone call from Eric during a marriage counseling session] There better be a SCUD missile headed towards Beverly Hills, Eric.

Eric:
No, it's a f***ing iceberg, Ari.

Ari Gold:
What?

Eric:
James Cameron's directing Aquaman.

Ari Gold:
F*** you. Where'd you hear that, Friendster?

Eric:
No, I heard it from Josh Weinstein, jerkoff. Now, why don't you get your hand off your dick and go call somebody.

Ari:
[talking to Lloyd over the phone] I don't care if he's in the Arctic shelf. Get James Cameron on the phone, get Dana Gordon on the phone, tell her assistant that if she does not call me back, I'll f*** her worse than I did in Cabo in '92.

Lloyd:
Do you really want me to say that?

Ari:
Improvise, Lloyd. I'll there in 90 seconds, find out who covers Warners. If all of this is not taken care of, I'll choke you out with a strap-on!