Entourage, Season 6

[E wants to stop the recasting of Charlie after he scores poorly on his pilot and seeks Ari's help]

Ari:
What I'm capable of doing and what you're capable of doing are two totally different things.

E:
So what would you do?

Ari:
I would make a scene of Biblical proportions. I would lie, scream, beg, borrow, and steal. If that somehow didn't part Amy Miller's legs then I would call racism and I would yell for all to hear: "You're really gonna fire my poor black client off the show he CREATED? I'm calling the NAACP, the Rev Al Sharpton, and the ghost of my man, Malcolm X!"

E:
Awesome. Guess I'm gonna try my own thing.