Entourage, Season 8

[Turtle is disappointed that Avion made an IPO and his investors would not add more money for his Don Peppe's LA, and lets Vince know his frustration]

Vince:
It did?

Turtle:
If not for my selfish desire to prove that I don't need you, if we didn't sell our stock I would have made four million dollars and what's worse? You would have made almost 15. [sits down]

Vince:
Wow.

Drama:
Jesus.

Vince:
Wow, that's unbelievable.

Turtle:
I'm sorry Vin. I'm so stupid.

Vince:
[comforts him] You're not stupid. You're smart for getting me into this tequila thing, and I'm smart for not f***ing listening to you.

Turtle:
[startled] What?

Vince:
I never sold!

Turtle:
What do you mean?

Vince:
I knew this thing was going to be big because you told me it was gonna be, and because I called Mark Cuban, who guaranteed it, so I kept my shares and I even bought yours.

Turtle:
Don't f*** with me right now, Vince. Please?

Vince:
Cuban told me I'd regret it forever if I didn't, so I bought 'em for you. I mean, you gotta give me back the initial, but it seems like a good trade. Three hundred for almost four million?

Drama:
Turtle's a millionaire?

Vince:
Yeah, now that he doesn't need me, maybe he'd let me invest in his restaurant.

Turtle:
I, I don't know what to say.

Drama:
Say thank you, you dumb f***!