Everwood, Season One

Ephram:
He said you were crazy. And you know what? News flash, you are. All right, you quit your job, you grow this ugly ass beard, you look like you wear your clothes to bed and you move us to No-wheres-ville U.S.A.! And why? For what reason? Because someone told you it was pretty once!? And if that's not enough, you talk to Mom like she's still here; I've seen you, and Delia has too. What do I have to say for myself?! What do you have to say for yourself?!

Andy:
I can't believe you think my beard is ugly.

Ephram:
Mom would never have done this to us! She never would've moved us here and gone crazy!

Andy:
Don't be so sure of that!

Ephram:
I am sure! All right, I knew her. You didn't know her. We all just tolerated you!

Andy:
Hey, that's pretty good, what else you got?!

Ephram:
I wish you died instead of her!

Andy:
Well, I wish I did too, you little bastard!

Ephram:
I hate you!

Andy:
Well, I hate you right back! Now get in that house!

Ephram:
I'm going for a ride! [He grabs his bike]

Andy:
Oh, yeah?!

Ephram:
Yeah!

Andy:
At some point you're getting in that house!