Everwood, Season One

Harold:
[about Ephram] Over my dead and decaying corpse you're going to Thaw Fest with that boy!

Amy:
I am not going with him. I'm just meeting him there. And, since when do you care who I go to Thaw Fest with?

Harold:
Since you started asking future parolees to attend with you.

Amy:
You don't know him! This is so unfair.

Harold:
Well in certain parent-child conflicts, fairness is irrelevant.

Amy:
Why is it always the parent that always gets to decide the relevancy of fairness?

Rose:
An excellent question, if I do say so myself.

Harold:
Hello, dear.

Amy:
Mom, Dad is being EXCRUCIATING!

Harold:
Excruciating literally means to feel the pain of crucifixion. While my law may be difficult at times, I think we can both agree that Jesus had it a bit tougher.

Amy:
He didn't live here.