American Dad!, Season 1

Barry:
Hey, Steve. Somebody left this on your front porch. (gives Steve the doormat)

Stan:
Great, it's the fat one.

Steve:
That's a doormat, Barry.

Barry:
Who's Matt Barry?

Stan:
God, I hate you so much!

Steve:
Mom, can Barry stay for dinner?

Francine:
If it's okay with his parents.

Barry:
Oh, they won't care. They never care.

Stan:
Good people. My kind of people.

(Barry's watch beeps)

Barry:
Oh, time to take my vitamin. May I have a glass of water?

Stan:
Fatty can use the garden hose!