Everybody Hates Chris, Season 3

Drew:
Maybe we can bring somebody.

Rochelle:
Wait a minute. This sounds like a nice place. We can't just bring somebody.

Narrator:
We thought about bringin' Vanessa.

Vanessa:
I dated a French guy once. I can't stand French food. I mean, hors d'oeuvres. Who wants a piece of liver on a toothpick? [to a waiter] You got any chimichangas?

Narrator:
We thought about Jerome.

Jerome:
Excuse me, garçon, can we get some more silverware?

Waitress:
I just put some out.

Jerome:
I don't know what happened to it. [it is then revealed that he stole some silverware]

Narrator:
We even thought about Mr. Omar.

[a woman is trying to save her choking husband]

Rochelle:
Oh, my God! He's chokin'! Help him!

Mr. Omar:
Hold on! There's nothing we can do.

Woman:
But he's still choking! [her husband dies]

Mr. Omar:
Not anymore. Tragic!