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Fawlty Towers, Series 2

Fawlty Towers (1975-1979) was a BBC television sitcom about hotel owner Basil Fawlty's incompetence, short fuse, and arrogance that form a combination that ensures accidents and trouble are never far away. more »

Basil:
[Sarcastically] Rosewood, Mahogany, Teak?

Mr. Leeman:
I beg your pardon?

Basil:
What would you like your breakfast tray made out of?

Mr. Leeman:
I don't really mind

Basil:
Are you sure? Fine! Well, you go and and have a really good night's sleep then, I'm hoping to get a couple hours later on myself but I'll be up in good time to serve you your breakfast in bed. IF YOU CAN REMEMBER TO SLEEP WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE TO WAKE UP, I'LL JUST DROP IN SMALL PIECES OF LIGHTLY BUTTERED KIPPER WHEN YOU'RE BREATHING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION IF THAT DOESN'T PUT YOU OUT!

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