Fillmore!, Season 1

Fillmore:
Some room! I practically spent my first two months of school here... 'Til that is, my former partner Wayne drafted me out of delinquency and into the safety patrol. You're lying, Ingrid. You didn't do it, and I can prove it.

Ingrid:
So what? Listen. They're gonna expell me, and I want out. Why would I wanna stay here?

Fillmore:
I have an ATM tape that proves you weren't anywhere near the school when the stink bomb went off!

Ingrid:
And I have an eggplant that looks like Fred Durst! Did you hear me? I don't care. I just wanna forget you people!

Fillmore:
Don't say "you people"! Because THIS person's been out there, busting his tail trying to clear YOUR name. And what do I get in return? a messed up eggplant. (Ingrid smiles) Well, what's that?! Joan of Arc cracked a smile! Ingrid, you didn't do it. Don't take the fall because of a hundred fools who want easy answers! You got a friend at X, me.

Ingrid:
...You know. I was thinking, if one person other than the Welcome Wagon Girl is the least bit nice to me by two o' clock? I wouldn't confess to doing something I didn't do.

Fillmore:
I would've been here earlier, but... I was busy trying to clear a friend's name. Cornelius Fillmore.

Ingrid:
Ingrid Third.