Frasier, Season 3

Martin reminds Frasier of a school play in which he appeared, which was warmly received but had one bad review

Frasier:
But, you know, you would have sulked too, if you'd read in the paper, "Mr. Crane's attempts to gyrate his hips as Conrad, the teen idol in Bye Bye Birdie, made this reviewer say, 'Bye-bye, breakfast!' "

Niles:
That review was a mash note compared to my first draft.