American Dad!, Season 4

[Stan carries a limp Hayley riddled with darts into the living room]

Francine:
Oh, God! Is she alright?

Stan:
She'll be fine; just breathe her with this pump.

[Francine holds Hayley and begins pumping her lungs]

Stan:
The police said, if Hayley goes on another rampage, they'll throw her in jail!

Francine:
Jail?! She'll never survive! Tiny cells, the gangs, getting shanked in the cafèteria! [Grunts and pretends to stab someone] The first couple stabs break the skin, then they really get in there! [Grunts with effort] And my baby's all, "Auuggh! You bitch; I'll kill you!" [Sits down quietly and continues pumping Hayley's lungs; Stan glares on]

Stan:
...That was a haunting scenlet, Francine.

Francine:
...And we can't prevent it! Hayley has horrible taste in men; she's gonna get broken up with again!

Stan:
That's why, from here on out, she doesn't date anyone I don't sign off on.

Francine:
[Still pumping] I don't know Stan. I think what she needs right now is our love and support--

[Hayley suddenly awakens, then grabs Francine and throttles her]

Francine:
Shoot her! Shoot her in the face!