Freakazoid!, Season 1

Freakazoid:
Well, if it isn't...

Steff and kids:
NO!

Freakazoid:
What? I was just gonna say...

Steff and kids:
NO!

Dr. Hanker:
Don't say it!

Freakazoid:
Don't say what?

Steff:
Don't say his name!

Freakazoid:
You mean "don't say Candle Jack"?

[quick cut to Freakazoid now tied up]

Steff:
Freakazoid, why did you say his name?

Freakazoid:
'Cause I-I wanted to do one of those funny things, like on - you ever watch F Troop? - where Agarn says "There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!" And Forrest Tucker's like, "Yeah, you're wearin' that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!" And they wipe - blblblblblblblb - and Agarn's wearin' a dress!

[quick cut to a clip from F Troop of Agarn, crossdressed]

Agarn:
YOO-HOO!!! LOCO BROTHERS!!! LOOK WHO'S HERE FOR YOU!!!

Candle Jack:
Oh, I love that bit!