Freakazoid!, Season 1

Roddy MacStew:
Ever since Guitierrez entered the net, he's been busy setting up some kind of deranged trap for you. When I tried to see what it was, he found me and kicked me out. He's amazingly powerful!

Freakazoid:
If it's a trap, why do you want me to go in?

Roddy MacStew:
You don't have a choice, lad. The reason you're so weak is that Guitierrez sabotaged the energy field that powers ya here on the outside. If you didn't go in, in an hour or so, you'd be no better than a dried-up piece of fleshy haggis. Oh, he's figured it all out! He's baiting ya, lad. He's made sure you'd have no choice but to go in after him. He means to destroy ya.

Freakazoid:
Boy, you've got alot of lines in this show.

Roddy MacStew:
AYE! THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THEM! BUT, NO! ALL THE CRUDDY EXPOSITION GOES TO ME! I HAVE TO TALK AND TALK AND FIDDLE WITH THE COMPUTER AND TALK SOME MORE AND FIDDLE AWAY, I FEEL LIKE OBI-WAN CRUDDY KENOBI!!!

Freakazoid:
Roddy, settle.

Roddy Macstew:
Alright, we're ready.

Freakazoid:
Aren't you coming?

Roddy Macstew:
Nay, Guitierrez has locked me out. He want's you... alone. THERE! THAT'S THE LAST OF THE CRUDDY EXPOSITION!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

(an audience applaudes)