Friends, Season 1

Chandler:
I think, for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

Ross:
Yeah, and - and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that - that... that's not... why we bought the ticket.

Chandler:
You see, the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again. Y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically, just trying to stay awake.

Rachel:
Yeah, well, word of advice: bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.

Joey:
Are we still talking about sex?