Friends, Season 4

[Ross, Chandler and Joey are at Central Perk, talking about Rachel's 18-page letter.]

Ross:
She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went went wrong in our relationship! She goes on for five pages about how I was "unfaithful" to her! WE WERE ON A BREAK!

Chandler:
If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!

Ross:
Fine! But this breakup was not all my fault. And at then she goes, "If you accept full responsibility-full responsibility-I can begin to trust you again. Does that sound like something you can do? Does it?

Joey:
No...

Chandler:
Look, you have what you want, you're back with Rachel! If you bring this up, you'll wreck the best thing that's ever happened to you.

Ross:
You're right... Okay, I'll let it go. But you realize how hard it is to forget about it!

Joey:
Sure it's hard! But that doesn't mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that beach trip that we should [turns to Chandler] never EVER talk about!

Ross:
What the hell happened on that beach?!

Joey:
It's between us and the sea, Ross!