Friends, Season 4

Ross:
And for the record, it took two people to break this relationship!

Rachel:
Yeah! You and that girl from the copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!

Ross:
I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for! I didn't finish the letter!

Rachel:
What?

Ross:
I fell asleep!

Rachel:
You fell a-SLEEP?!

Ross:
It was five-thirty in the morning! And you had rambled on for eighteen pages! Front and back! [leaves the room, then turns around] And by the way, y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e is "you are". Y-o-u-r is "your"!

Rachel:
I can't believe I even thought of getting back together with you! We are soooo over!

Ross:
[fakes beginning of sniveling and interrupts it saying...] FINE BY ME!

Rachel:
And those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're home on Saturday nights playing scrabble with Monica!

Monica:
Hey!

Rachel:
Sorry! But I feel bad about all that sleep you'll miss wishing you were with me!

Ross:
Oh, no, don't worry about me "falling asleep." I still have your letter! [walks out]

Rachel:
And, hey, just so you know - it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! [slams door, revealing Chandler behind it]

Chandler:
I knew it!