Friends, Season 4

Joey:
What the hell was that?

Chandler:
What?

Joey:
Kathy was being nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.

Chandler:
What do you want from me?

Joey:
I want you to like her! But if that's too damn difficult for you, then the least you could do is pretend!

Chandler:
I AM pretending.

Joey:
Well, then do it better.

Chandler:
Okay, uh, what do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her? [Joey gives Chandler a thumbs-up.] No, no, it'll be good. I can tell her how much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment we met. That I'm so fantastically over-the-top want-to-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!

Joey:
Well, that's pretty good, but you wanna tone it down a little.