Friends, Season 4

Monica:
[to Chandler] All right, I'm gonna show you something a lot of guys don't know. Rache, hand me that pad please.[starts to draw]

Chandler:
Well, you don't have to draw an actual woma- whoa, she's hot.

Monica:
Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones, you got one, two, three... four... five... six and seven.

Chandler:
There are seven?

Rachel:
Let me see that. Oh. Yep.

Chandler:
[points] That's one?

Monica:
Kind of an important one.

Chandler:
Oh, you know what? I was looking at it upside down.

Rachel:
Well, you know, sometimes that helps. [Chandler gapes.]

Monica:
All right. Now most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp.

Chandler:
And that's bad?

Rachel:
Well, if you go to Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Matterhorn.

Chandler:
Well, you might, if it were anything like seven.

Monica:
All right. Uh, the important thing is to take your time. You want to hit them all and you want to mix them up. Keep them on their toes.

Rachel:
Oooooo, toes! [Chandler stares.] For some people!

Monica:
All right. You could start out with a little one, a two, a one two three, a three, a five, a four, a three two, two, a two four six, a two four six, four, two, two, four seven, five seven, six seven, [starts shouting] seven. Seven seven SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN SEVEN [leans back in ecstasy with eyes closed and holds up the number seven]... And there you are.

Rachel:
Yeah, that'll work.

[They stand up awkwardly. Rachel and Monica go in their rooms. Chandler goes into the bathroom. They all shut their doors.]