Friends, Season 4

[Rachel is on a plane to London and talks about her reasons for her journey to a passenger across the aisle while another passenger is trying to sleep next to her]

Rachel:
[to the passenger across the aisle] So then I realised, all the stuff that I had been doing-proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding-was all a way of trying to tell him...

Other Passenger:
[waking up, irritated] OH, OH, OH, OH!! I'm sorry, can I interrupt? I just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person!!

Rachel:
[surprised] Pardon me?

Other Passenger:
You say you love this man, and yet you're about to ruin the happiest day of his life! I have to agree with your friend 'Pheebs'! This is a terrible, terrible plan!

Rachel:
But he has to know how I feel!

Other Passenger:
Why? He loves this Emily person! No good can come of this!

Rachel:
I think you're wrong!

Other Passenger:
[sarcastically] Oh, no! [puts his fist in his mouth and is about to put on his headphones]

Rachel:
He doesn't really love her! It's just a rebound thing from me! You'll see.

Other Passenger:
Fortunately, I won't. And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you WERE on a break! [Rachel gasps]