Friends, Season 6

Judge:
Okay, you two are asking the court for an annulment?

Rachel:
Yes, your honor, and here are... are forms, all filled out.

Judge:
So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable.

Ross:
Fine, I'm mentally unstable.

Judge:
And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user.

Ross:
What?!

Rachel:
Uh, yes, heroin and crack.

Ross:
Crack isn't even an intravenous drug!

Rachel:
Well, you would know.

Judge:
Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?

Ross:
Oh, come on!

Rachel:
Ross, please, I found the magazines!

Judge:
And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since you're gay and addicted to heroin...