Friends, Season 7

Ross:
I need to talk to you about something.

Chandler:
What's up ?

Ross:
This may be a little awkward..

Chandler:
Listen, if you wanna borrow money it's kind of a bad time. I'm buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.

Ross:
No, it's not that. What I'm gonna say to you I'm not saying it as your friend, I'm saying it as Monica's older brother.

Chandler:
But you're still my friend ?

Ross:
Not for the next few minutes.

Chandler:
During this time, are you still my best man ?

Ross:
Nope.

Chandler:
Can I still call you Ross ?

Ross:
Okay. You guys are getting married tomorrow and I couldn't be more thrilled for both of you. But as Monica's older brother I have to tell you this : If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down and kick your ass. [Chandler bursts out laughing] What ? I'm serious [Chandler laughs again] Hey dude ! Stop it okay ? I'm not kidding here !

Chandler:
I hear what you're saying and thanks for the warning.

Ross:
No problem.

Chandler:
So we're friends again ?

Ross:
Yeah.

Chandler:
You won't believe what Monica's older brother just said to me !