Friends, Season 9

Amy:
You know, this is classic Rachel!

Rachel:
Yeah, right! Remember in high school, when I died and didn't give you my baby?

Amy:
This might be my one chance to have a child. You know that I've been busy focusing on my career.

Rachel:
What career?

Amy:
I'm a decorator!

Rachel:
You decorate Dad's office and you're a decorator! Okay, I went to the zoo yesterday. Now I'm a koala bear!

Amy:
Why can't you be supportive?

Rachel:
You want to talk supportive? You didn't come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby!

Amy:
You didn't come and see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done!

Rachel:
I did the first time! And do you want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you?

Ross:
It's Emma.

Rachel:
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?! [to Amy] I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responsibility of a child!

Amy:
How hard could it be? You do it! [Joey laughs but stops when everyone stares at him.] You want to know why you don't want me to have the baby? Because you don't want me to be happy! You have always been jealous of me!

Rachel:
Of what? Your lack of responsibility? Your immaturity? Your total disregard for other peoples' feelings?

Amy:
To name a few!