Friends, Season 9

[Chandler is livid at a china plate being broken.]

Chandler:
All right, that's it!! This is our apartment and you can't behave this way! If you can't act your age, you shouldn't be here at all! Those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones that I picked out, but they're important to Monica! And I want you to apologize to her right now!

Amy:
I'm sorry.

Rachel:
I'm so sorry!

Chandler:
That's better! Now I want you to apologize to each other, and mean it!

[The sisters apologize to each other.]

Chandler:
By the way, that fight was totally arousing!

[The girls glare at Chandler and walk away.]

Ross:
[to Chandler] Well done! If I die, Rachel dies and Monica dies, you can totally take care of Emma!

Chandler:
Really? Thanks!

Ross:
So... now do I get Joey?

Chandler:
Okay. But you should know he eats five times a day and shoves pennies up his nose!