Friends, Season 9

Friends is a sitcom about a group of friends in the New York City borough of Manhattan that was originally broadcast from 1994 to 2004. It was created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, and produced by Kevin S. Bright, Marta Kauffman and David Crane. more »

Phoebe:
[singing] Ipan stripan glupi glapi! And that's the Swedish National Anthem, thank you for asking!

Rachel:
Wow, what a rich culture! You know, I have a friend who's a masseuse!

Phoebe:
Oh, ya!

Rachel:
She's not very good, though!

Phoebe:
And why do you think that is?

Rachel:
I don't know! Maybe because she's got callousy fingers from playing a crummy guitar!

Phoebe:
Or maybe she has trouble loosening your knots because you're such a high-maintenance tight-ass!

Rachel:
[turns up] PHOEBE!!

Phoebe:
You know it's me?

Rachel:
For a half-hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!

Phoebe:
How can you come here?

Rachel:
How can you not tell me you work here?

Phoebe:
I don't have to tell you everything!

Rachel:
Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!

Phoebe:
Tips not included.

Rachel:
Why did you lie to me about working here?

Phoebe:
I was ashamed! I sold out for the cash! They give me benefits like medical and dental and a 401! But you pay a price! Now I'm this corporate stooge, punching a clock, and paying taxes!

Rachel:
If you hate it, you should walk out there and quit! Be true to what you believe in! You have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!

Phoebe:
You're right, I am going to quit! It's time I took my life back!

Rachel:
Good for you, Pheebs!

[Phoebe leaves the room, then looks up at the ceiling and whispers]

Phoebe:
If you guys had microphones in there, I didn't mean that! I love you!

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