Friends, Season 9

Monica:
Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.

Chandler:
[Smiling cheekily] I do! Want a hint? huh? "I do" [Monica looks confused, so Chandler repeats] "I do".

Monica:
Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.

Chandler:
David is going to propose to Phoebe.

Monica:
What? [Looks very shocked] Why?

Chandler:
Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.

Monica:
Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?

Chandler:
I did! A penis one!